things unearthed from the top of my desk, a partial list

  • 1 tiny orange ninja and 1 green alien
  • 1 pack of unopened Orbit gum (original flavor)
  • 1 tupperware salt shaker (i still haven’t figured out who sent that to me)
  • 3 empty cans of diet coke with lime
  • 1 Frozone happy meal toy
  • 2 CDs containing the bootlegs of St. Paul’s guthrie show that i was supposed to give to the messenger
  • 1 container of Reach mint waxed dental floss
  • 6 AA batteries
  • 16 Multi-Symptom Night Time Softgels
  • 10 Pain Reliver Cold tablets
  • 4 Tylenol Sinus Night time
  • 4 Tylenol Sinus Non-Drowsy
  • 8 Maximum Strength Midol Menstrual
  • 6 Aleve Cold & Sinus Caplets
  • 1 small container filled with 23 wheat pennies and one penny that had been smashed on the railroad tracks
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3 Comments

  1. UH 03.Jan.05 at 3:31 pm

    That is one big pile of shit.

  2. jodi 04.Jan.05 at 12:26 am

    i have a really BIG desk. honest. it used to be the dining room table we had when we were kids.

  3. Damon 04.Jan.05 at 5:35 pm

    What’s so special about wheat pennies?