• Nearly Crushed Under the Weight of My Own Hypocrisy

    Hi Darling Ones, Even though I present myself here as a flawless Spinster Goddess comprised of warm soup, soft breasts, and sparkles, I do have. few flaws. Amongst them is procrastination and impatience. Oh, and hypocrisy. Yesterday my mom texted me while I was making lunch (breakfast burritos, if you…

  • InTV

    Franklin’s disruptions

    So, have you met Franklin? Probably not. He’s my Roku box and lets me stream crap to my TV. I named it Franklin because when I registered on Roku it asked for a name and that’s the first thing that popped into my head. I should have called it something…

  • Productive procrastination

    With my short story due in a few days, I have spent the seven of the last thirteen hours bent over my computer. It seems that after a month of ignoring it, I have decided that if I don’t finish my online portfolio RIGHT NOW I will surely die. Of…

  • InTV

    Poor Nellie

    Because I have a short story due tomorrow and a New Pornographers’ concert tonight I decided that I couldn’t do much of anything until after “Little House on the Prairie” was over. This girl’s got priorities. It just so happens that this is the episode where Laura falls in love…

  • 4000th post

    i’ve cleaned off my desk, cleaned my monitor, keyboard, and mouse. i’ve eaten breakfast, did some christmas shopping and made a special edit-jodi-edit CD. of course, now it’s either clean the rest of the office or edit the book that i have to have done by monday. can you guess…