pity the neighbors. i’m sitting on the couch listening to Roland II and belting out St. Paul Westerberg’s “Born for Me” as if my life depended on it. i can’t resist singing the part that…
Posts tagged Practice
add it up, add it up, add it up
tonight after practicing, something that will surely make me go blind, i got thinking. this is a bad thing. after practice one should just roll over and go to sleep. one should not think. thinking…
sometimes i’m a little ashamed of myself
laziness is definitely my strong suit, but today, today i was so lazy that i feel a little ashamed. here was my schedule. 9:30 – 10:30: wake up, check e-mail, listen to NPR 10:30 –…
this is how people nearly die in senseless car accidents
driving home from work, i was so engrossed in a particularly vivid sex fantasy that i totally missed my turn and ended up in a heretofore unknown part of bloomington. and the only thing that…
practice makes perfect or the reign of decadence continues
believe it or not, i’m not talking about masturbation. no instead i’m talking about my absolute brand-new favorite thing to do (and i say this like i do it all the time but i don’t…