seriously, guess what? i have nothing to do tonight but write, sit on the couch in my underpants, practice and read the new issue of the believer that i got in the mail. who wants…
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apocryphal storm
after work i thought it would be a good idea to catch up on my usual sunday activities: reading, masturbating, and napping. i just had a slew of weird dreams. first i dreamt i was…
congress shall make a law
i think we should petition congress to pass a bill that states it cannot be monday until every man, woman and child has had enough time in the weekend to read for two hours and…
smell my finger
i wish there was someone here that i could make smell my fingers (no not because i’ve been defiling my body) because they reek! i’ve washed my hands about 73 times and i still can’t…
right gear, wrong time
thou shalt not type after having an orgasm. that’s like the fifth commandment of the jodiverse and here i am breaking it. i had full intentions of reading one more short story, masturbating and then…