Posts tagged perimenopause

Spinster Bog Witch is the Ultimate Goal

Hi Darling Ones, After a seven-month absence I am very displeased to announce the return of my period. Six days…

in Bitchy on 23.Sep.21 23.Sep.21 34 Views

Hi Darling Ones, I am writing under the influence of nachos. Despite having a very late lunch with BFK for…

Hey Darling Ones, It actively pisses me off that I love the song “Yellow*” by Coldplay. Just like “Creep” by…

Dear Darling Ones, My absolute favorite part of Matthew Sweet’s song “Sick of Myself” comes in at about 3:14 when…

Yesterday I had lunch with my friend Mel, who I haven’t seen in ages. She tossed her bag into the…