The Evil Munchkin approached my desk. “You never responded to my e-mail.” (evidence that I am nearly the worst e-mail responder of all time) “I’m sorry, I can’t talk about NaNoWriMo,” I said. “It pisses…
Posts tagged partly bitchy
Getting things off my spleen
Going back to work after having a week off blows. Hard. After reading The Gum Thief I have convinced myself that I have spleen problems. I am not sure where a spleen is located but…
A visit from the Fuck You fairy
OH MY GOD. I am so angry and so frustrated. I’ve had the worst day. A day so rotten and intolerable that not even new shoes and 3 episodes of Dawson’s Creek have helped. I’ve…
Oh my god, the drama comes back home
It must have been last night or the night before when I got the instant message from Sister #4. “Just so you’re in the loop,” she said. “I’m moving back to Minnesota. Don’t worry I’ll…
Bitchy in the morning with an 85% chance of crabby in the afternoon
The force of my pre-menstrual rage could burn holes through walls and rend the flesh from your body. This morning I yelled at Madison, Mick Jagger’s voice, and stomped my feet like a petulant brat…