First of all, it has come to my attention that 1989 was 30 years ago. How can simple math and…
Posts tagged Jem & The Holograms
Now This is the Jem & The Holograms We Deserve
When I got Jem & The Holograms Vol. 1: Showtime for Christmas it filled me with a combination of anxiety…
We Deserve Magic Earrings, Misfits, and Rock & Roll Superheroes
I discovered the magical hair bleaching properties of peroxide the summer of 1987. We started out using Sun-In, but soon…
Attempts made on Jem and/or The Holograms’ lives during the first six episodes
The Hub is showing Jem & The Holograms, and you can bet your sweet ass I’m Tivoing the shit out…
All My References Date Me
(Please feel free to sing Pearl Jam’s “W.M.A.” when you read the title to this post. My brain seems to…
When Will My Childhood be Repackaged & Resold to Me Like They Do to the Boys?
When is Hollywood going to do a live-action version of Jem, repackaged and spiffed up for Gen-X women? They seem…
From the Fortress of Solitude
Yesterday in the midst of cleaning the Fortress of Solitude I decided that after nearly fourteen years in hiding that…