the evil munchkin has been giving me unending shit about going out to lunch with his girlfriend and paige tomorrow. he’s jealous. i suppose it doesn’t help that i keep telling him i am going to steal andrea away. see, the evil munchkin (hence for known as tem) have been trying on and off to embroil me in a bitter lesbian rumor. we almost had uncle dave convinced i was a lesbian, but my undying love for matt dillion and paul westerberg sorta shot that one down. so wouldn’t it be the best rumor to steal tem’s girlfriend? too bad neither of us are lesbian or bi-sexual. but it sure would make a good story.