Dear World, When you say, “Gee you look tired.” That is not what I hear. What I hear is: “You look like so much stink that I can actually see the stink lines emanating from…
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For Jags, now with extra cats
There are lots of things I will tell you about last night, if I ever fully wake up and can completely open my eyes. This time will come, however, it is not right now. Right…
On music geekery, public nudity, and being a poser
All my life I’ve wanted to be a music geek. I try really hard, but just the fact that I have to try at all means I’m totally not a music geek. I don’t let…
Sudden heat wave blasts Minneapolis
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Twin Citians were surprised last night when a sudden tropical heat wave left residents springing from their beds to see what was the matter. Residents from as far away as Hopkins flew…
On class, comic books, and crackpot theory #29
In class on Thursday we workshopped a story that had a wonderful premise. In the story a man is afflicted with all the diseases ever, a condition called Itisitis. With the Itisitis comes a superpower,…