Holy buckets, do I feel hungover today. I have no idea what my problem is because I didn’t even get drunk last night. Two Newcastles are hardly enough to get me drunk. But today my…
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Things that suddenly came to my attention when I was busy separating the Lemon-scented Pledge Starburst from the Pina Colada Starburst
1. I feel as though Wonder Woman’s shapely thighs and ample bosom is mocking me. I flipped the calendar today and this month’s superhero art has this caption: “The Amazon Princess breaks up a terrorist…
You never act the way you should, but I like it
Since I’m a big ol’ baby and I’m much too busy to run home to get Kathleen Turner Overdrive, the Wolfdoggy Dogg has let me listen to his MP3 stream through some sort of Willy-Wonkaesque…
a mood most foul, or I love being a girl
I’m in a mood most foul today, this fine fine cloudy and cool Monday morning straight from the bowels of Satan. Here’s the thing. First of all, I don’t like Interpol. All their songs are…
all my features set me free
i think i’ll be spending a goodly portion of this week stuck in 1994. i’m a little pissed that i left The Short Story that was So Shitty it Made the Baby Jesus Weep at…
watch out boys i’ll chew you up
so today i have to write the newsletter. i have to write the newsletter every month. it goes out to about eleventeen billion people and they love it. all of them. i know this, because…