Every since that one December where I only slept like 30 hours the entire month, I’ve been super rigorous about what I allow into my boudoir (though it might appear that men are on the…
Posts tagged electronics with names
Not Stardust or Marley or the cartoon guy
Oftentimes I am reticent to talk about family problems on I Will Dare. Inevitably, I will get some ill-informed, unasked for advice that will piss me off. Everyone knows that all families are psychotic in…
Get my rocks off
Sometimes when I am feeling extra nerdy, I like to play my Exiled playlist that alternates between The Rolling Stones’ Exile on Main Street and Liz Phair’s Exile in Guyville.
The tests have come back and they are inconclusive
Sometimes I like to test to see if I’ve developed telekinesis yet (because it’s only a matter of time) by chanting Pixies, Pixies, Pixies in my head while pressing shuffle on Evangeline (my iPod). Usually,…
Can you rewire a night person?
First, you should know that I have a new iPod. Her name is Evangeline, Evangeline, I think I love you. Okay, it’s just Evangeline. Eurydice is dead. Probably wasn’t such a good idea to name…