Have I told you about Big Betty? Big Betty is a GIANT hp laptop I got last week from the old place of employment. They had a googob of computer equipment they needed to get rid of I scored an old hp that’s roughly the size of Rhode Island. In fact it’s the same kind of laptop I had for much of my employment. The thing is so big and so loud that people would make fun of it. On conference calls my Canuckian coworkers would often ask if someone was vacuuming, but alas it was only Betty.
So anyway, I picked up Betty because I thought she’d make a great addition to the Supergenius, Inc computer bank. This way, both me and my yet-to-be-hired assistant can both work from the comfort of the Great Room instead of being cooped up in the Fortress of Solitude. And until I hire an assistant who is willing to work for cookies, I’ve designated Betty as the guest laptop. Because I need some reasons to lure people into my abode and, well, this way my guests keep their greasy mitts off my beloved Jed.
Since the only guests I generally have over are the Tibbles they have dubbed Betty “their” computer. I don’t mind because again, mitts off of Jed. Mostly they sit around watching Spiderman videos on YouTube and playing some annoying Dora the Explorer game. I try to keep at least one eye on them as they navigate the Internet. Since they are only three and four, they don’t generally get into too much trouble.
However, while I was refilling my coffee and de-poptarting the coffee table Nolan ended up clicking through some woman’s random pictures on Facebook. I am not sure how he got to Facebook or found this woman, but he informed me that it was his friend Zhian and that he was going to e-mail her to tell her he found her pictures on the Internet.