The tests have come back and they are inconclusive

Sometimes I like to test to see if I’ve developed telekinesis yet (because it’s only a matter of time) by chanting Pixies, Pixies, Pixies in my head while pressing shuffle on Evangeline (my iPod). Usually, I give the shuffle at least 15 or 20 chances in case my powers come in weak.

So far no dice. But the day it happens you can bet your sweet ass I will not be using my telekinetic powers for good.

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  1. david 19.Jan.09 at 1:27 pm

    Shuffle is its own Zen master, the surprises it can bring about are often beyond expectation.

  2. Jodi 19.Jan.09 at 1:31 pm

    Well, yeah. But just think how much power I would have if I could control shuffle with my mind!

  3. Jason 22.Jan.09 at 3:32 pm

    You need to practice precision. You probably keep interrupting someone else’s shuffle.

  4. Jodi 22.Jan.09 at 3:36 pm

    See, I thought cutting a broad swatch would allow me to up my odds of success. Next time I’ll try chanting “Debaser” specifically and see what happens.


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