I’m not one to make predictions being that I have such an abysmal record. For instance, “Nobody will ever stop reading the actual newspaper and get their news on the Internet.” Or, “Who wants a…
Posts tagged Crushes & Romantic Notions
I blame the musicbloggers
Earlier today I was having a conversation via Twitter with Kyle Matteson (@solace) about the A.V. Club’s Best Music of the Decade list. I took issue with the fact that this is a best of…
When we inevitably makeout
If you’ve ever spent any time with a girl between the ages of oh, 8 and 12, you know that one of their main reasons for existing is to apply lip gloss. They love lipgloss,…
8.14 crushes a day for the past 23 years
I recently (about 16 minutes ago) claimed to have had 66,283 crushes in the past 23 years. One of my Facebook friends figured out I averaged 8.14 crushes a day. That sounded about right to…
Weaknesses
I had interview #2 for what might possibly be the perfect job for me, well, very nearly perfect. Perfect would be getting paid to eat Nutter Butters in my pajamas while watching America’s Next Top…
Of all the questions to blow
The interview was winding down, when one of my interviewers asked a final question. “What’s the best 49 cents you ever spent?” he asked. “Wow,” I said, and cocked my head to the side to…