i think kathleen turner overdrive is mocking me. playing ‘turning japanese’ right after ‘makin’ whoopee!’ yeah, even my iPod thinks it’s funny that i can’t seem to get laid.
Posts tagged Crushes & Romantic Notions
listen here young lady all that matters is what makes you happy
my friend jason once told me i have a trademark jodi smirk. i call it my smarmy crushgrin. it’s a smile that cannot be kicked off my face and it totally tells everyone that i…
hope grows greener than grass stains
dear Carl, i was just listening to “Letter from an Occupant” for about the 39,921st time in the last little while here. today instead of making it shake my ass, it instead nearly made me…
those who needed smiting at the mike doughty concert
i completely blame the fact that i didn’t get to make sweet sweet love to mike doughty on the sisters of Delta Delta Delta. the sisters were totally screwing with my vibe. first there was…
who rocks the house? mike doughty rocks the house. and when mike doughty rocks the house he rocks it all the way down
yeah, so i’m a little disappointed that i’m typing this instead of having mike doughty make sweet sweet love to me. but, the next best thing to making sweet sweet love is coming home after…