Dear Men of the World (and some women too), I just wanted to give you advanced notice that from right now until Saturday, May 6, 2006 (a mere month before 06.06.06 which is my birthday)…
Posts tagged Crushes & Romantic Notions
the thing that bothers me is that someone keeps moving my objects
dear mr. doughty el delicioso, hi, it’s me jodi. remember me? freakishly tall butt shaker standing in the back of first ave sending you her patented Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me Vibes™ — yeah,…
sin in a plastic container
my uterus and i have decided that we will marry the first person who eschews that traditional diamond-ring bullshit and insteads presents us with a vat of Funky Chunky Popcorn. this stuff is sin in…
once i thought my innocence was gone, now i know that happiness goes on
the summer before i was in 7th (or it might have been 8th) grade i spent most of my time here in Shakopee (where i live now), instead of home in Blaine (a suburb on…
things that have recently come to my attention
1. if i could have dirty, dirty sex with mick jagger’s voice (and not him, because he’s kinda old, even though his snaky hips are dead sexy), i would. 2. i’ve officially started the procrastination…