you’re the reason god made a girl

UPDATE: now, instead of sleeping with the first person to sing “Lay Lady Lay,” i plan on sleeping with the first person to sing Prince’s “The Most Beautiful Girl in the World.” what song could i sing to you to sleep with you? you know, if you were that easy.

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  1. heather 06.Apr.04 at 10:52 am

    somebody by depeche mode

  2. Wendy 06.Apr.04 at 11:14 am

    Definitely Prince’s “The Most Beautiful Girl in the World”

    Wow, Jodi. We could sing it to each other and totally get it on.

    Just kidding.

  3. Thomas 06.Apr.04 at 11:44 am

    Either “One Caress” by Depeche Mode or the entire theme from Mystery Science Theater 3000 (The first of the themes with Joel’s name mentioned.)

  4. alien 06.Apr.04 at 1:30 pm

    ‘you do something to me’ by cole porter as covered by sinead o’connor on the early 90s ‘red hot and blue’ compilation.

  5. Dana 06.Apr.04 at 1:48 pm

    Who says there’s only one song?

    Definitely “I touch myself” by the Divinyls
    “Ice Cream” by Sarah McLaughlan
    “The Rose” by Bette

    Also, Hessie should be cautiously aware that “Somebody” is on the list of songs I can actually sing with a straight face. And I have a goatee…

  6. Carie 06.Apr.04 at 6:39 pm

    “Unchained melody”, the righteous brothers.
    (best love song ever.)

    Close behind that would be
    “i need you tonight” inxs

    oh yeah and an honorable mention for another really sexy song, “ball and biscuit” by the white stripes

  7. heather 06.Apr.04 at 10:27 pm

    dana should be aware that ‘ice cream’ is one of the three songs i can sing on key without (too much) embarrassment.

  8. keith 07.Apr.04 at 5:25 pm

    Silly girl. For men, a girl only needs to hum a little something.

  9. Wendy 07.Apr.04 at 6:31 pm

    or hum ON a little something.

  10. keith 07.Apr.04 at 9:41 pm

    Sorry, but now I’m wondering if that’s where the saying “ho hum” came from.


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