this week’s stupid Topher Grace movie was “Win a Date with Tad Hamilton.” i am not ashamed to admit that i cried. i shed actual tears. but i think it had more to do with…
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unexpected tragedy on a wednesday afternoon
i’m doing my best not cry, because i hate crying at work. but this is hard. i was just sitting in a meeting with the gang, we were approving an ad. i reached across the…
tales of a 27th grade nothing
do you remember that scene in Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing where Peter Hatcher is talking about how much he loves fruity fruit punch and how if you split open his veins you’d probably…
under there, underwear
i am becoming oddly obsessed with the different categories of underpants that i never knew existed. apparently there are alternative underwear and travel underwear and now i’m really worried that my underwear might be underdressed.
silky weakness
dear martin, forgive me for i have sinned. it’s been 355 days since my last binge. i have resisted the urge on many occassions, but tonight i caved. maybe it was the fact that i…