my new underpants remind me of mint chocolate chip ice cream, even though they have stripes.
Posts tagged bra
they save their best pairs for the nights they know they’re gonna sleep with someone
when i was in the bathroom a couple of minutes ago, i decided i was going to write about the goofy bra i was wearing today. then i realized that i write an awful lot…
a couple of high hard ones instead of low jiggly ones
on my way to the bathroom a few minutes ago, i noticed how ‘perky’ i was looking. i’m wearing a bra that i never, ever, ever, ever wear. i’m not even sure how old this…
she’s a very freaky girl, the kind you don’t take home to mother
i went on down to the Super T tonight because i needed to get some limes and honey (for tea) and i went commando. i’m so dirty.
but baby, baby, there’s fever in the funk house now
i’m wearing old one-wired orangey today. i didn’t have the time or emotional fortitude to deal with anything else. i was up until 3:30 this morning talking on the phone with The Reporter — making…