Sadly, I don’t have a child I can exploit for humorous purposes. But I do have me, and when I saw Reasons My Son is Crying I laughed and then I thought I could totally…
Posts tagged Boring Enormous
The Tale of Two Pigtails
Before: In case you forgot, these are the low-slung brown pigtails I was eager to get rid of. After: As you can see I’m still rocking the home alone pigtails. They are home alone because…
Meatloaf, ‘Mats & Other Scandalous Details
The more time I spend writing things I make up, the more things my brain likes to make up. For instance tonight while I was making a meatloaf* I thought it would be really funny…
Stream-of-consciousness blogging my new red pajama pants
I just finished eating homemade macaroni & cheese (with kale) while wearing new red pajamas. It is taking all my energy to keep my eyes from rolling into the back of my head in a…
A few things I could probably win a genius grant because of (not the least of which is this awkward headline)
So for the 40th year in a row I was denied a MacArthur Genius Grant. I’m pretty sure this repeated snubbing has more to do with the fact that people keep forgetting to nominate me…