What are the odds that you would get two text messages within three minutes of each other from two different people proclaiming the awesomeness of their new tattoos? I’d place the odds at like 83…
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No babies for me or, what’s really been bugging me
Last week one of my friends told me he/she is expecting a new baby. No names, unfortunately, because he/she is not ready to divulge such information. I, of course, am so excited that I want…
Glints in the night, commas and ampersands: someone got a new tattoo
Did you know you’re not supposed to take pictures of the flash at tattoo parlors? They’re afraid that you’re gonna steal the designs and then take them to another shop to get inked. FFJ and…
Years of prayers, finally answered
For the past four or so years I have been complaining bitterly about the pink greenbag Starburst jellybeans that taste like dishsoap. It was a flavor abomination akin to the Lemon-scented Pledge flavored yellow Starburst….
Apparently there is no L, much like there is no five
It looks like Google forget the L in there fancy-pants Valentine’s logo graphic.