The collision of Valentine’s Day with me monthly menses is a cruel, cruel motherfucking joke. Plus, it’s February where, traditionally, I spend all my time cursing winter, the world, loneliness, and wondering why it is…
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Cold nose, warm heart
I am tired of the constant shivering, permanently erect nipples, and the ice-cream headache you get the minute you step outside. However, I will never tire of the way Paco will curl up on my…
This is what you get for bragging
I can’t tell if I’m coming down with a cold, excessively tired, or sick from sitting in a dark meeting room for the past two days. Probably all of the above. If it is a…
My bra is coming off
There’s a scene in “Thelma and Louise” where Geena Davis talks about how she’s gonna let loose and she says all southern-like “My hair is comin’ down.” Eventually she has sex with Brad Pitt and…
Taking the New Year’s celebration into my own hands
It’s been raining for two days straight and now that rain has changed to snow. It really is pretty, and it’s been a long time since we’ve seen snow in Minnesota. Watching the flakes pile…