Because I like to use the same password of everything — Atomic Yeah, wow. Nothing can quite curdle your stomach like seeing someone else posting on your very own website. Even now, after changing every…
Posts tagged Boring Enormous
Full of acid
So I went to the doctor this morning. It appears that my stomach full of flames is not caused by Blue Öyster Cult. Nor is it caused by being a mean, mean hateful bitch, but…
Sick & Silent
For the past two days my stomach has been burning for, burning for, burning for me. I blame Blue Öyster Cult. Al, the cutest girl on earth™ and I have decided it’s either stomach cancer…
Concealing my secret identity
When I arrived at the eye doctor’s office today I was most disappointed that Dr. Love would not be attending to my eye-care needs. Last year when I went for my exam, I had a…
I need a favor and I hate asking, but well . . .
First of all, I just went to the bathroom and noticed my hair. I look like I just rolled out of bed. What is wrong with me? Second of all, Okay, second of all I…