It’s hard to find a job or finish my online portfolio or you know, write, when I can’t stop surfing the Web like I just discovered this new phenomenon. This is what seems to be…
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Cheater, cheater pumpkin eater
Crap Nablo, I am cheating again. When your brain has turned to mush because you’ve napped too much and watched too much bad TV it’s hard to remember what day it is and whether or…
Sick pleasures
The one good thing about being sick? You can do all those things you really want to do on a Saturday but always feel guilty doing because you should be out there Carpe Dieming the…
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
“You have garlic at home, right?” “Yes, like a whole bulb.” “Okay, here’s what you do. Slice ’em up and swallow them like aspirin.” “Just wash them down with water?” “Yeah.” “How many?” “I don’t…
Let it be known
That on this, the 24th day of May in the 2007th year of our Lord that one, jodichromeysupergenius, arrived at work before 8:30 a.m. Slackers everywhere weep in fear of losing their queen. But I…