If I could travel back in time, I would zoom back to Friday and I would wrestle Ziggy from Nolan’s germ-covered, Tap Tap Revolution playing clutches. I would also go to bed at a decent…
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Children with powertools
Did I tell you about that headache I got on Thursday after going to IKEA and while having lunch with Melanie at that Indian place we love, a headache so bad I could only crawl…
4th of July, y’all
Many men and women gave their lives so that I would have the freedom to eat charred animal flesh with a side of potato salad in the front yard of people I have known for…
Lamenting the lack of storytelling on the web
Once upon a time, in a land not so far away there lived a fairly-fair supergenius named Jodi. Jodi was your typical supergenius spending too much time reading books, watching horrible TV, and surfing the…