in my attempts to feel something else, i decided it would be a good idea to have a drink or two. this, of course, means i’m pretty near drunk, which is not a good thing…
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she would never say where she came from
because someone loves me and hates my co-workers, there’s a giant carafe of starbucks sitting a mere arm’s length away. there is also cream, sugar and scones. john has claimed i can have no more…
bring me the diet coke
“oh, will you get me a diet coke.” “sure, need your caffiene?” “i need an iv caffiene drip.” “have you ever tried red bull or jolt?” “oh no, i can’t have that. even a cup…
accidentally on purpose sorta
so i am drunk, again. well, again because i’ve been drunk before but really i haven’t been drunk or semi-drunk since 2001, well it was christmas eve anyway and does that mean i have a…