Did Avril steal “Girlfriend” from the Rubinoos? They sound oddly similar.
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In danger of losing body parts
I’ve reached the point in my mini-Independence vacation where I have to start being productive or very important parts of my body will fall off, namely my brain and my clitoris. Both of which I…
Impossible nerdery
It’s 11:47 on a Saturday night. I am a single 35-year-old woman, watching a Paul Simon special on PBS, and I just paused it to go to the bathroom because I didn’t want to miss…
A few of my favorite things: a crush list for early summer
Bananas, the fruit. I can’t get enough of them and whenever I eat them I think of the main character in The Hotel New Hampshire whose name I cannot remember who eats bananas and runs…
Ruby will be a woman soon
My little Ruby will turn over to 100,000 miles tomorrow on my way to work. How quickly the time flies. It seems like just yesterday she was at 30,000.
Balancing feelings with creative desires
I mopped the kitchen floor yesterday and this morning for a brief (but not as brief as it should have been) moment I decided that I had Parkinson’s disease. I ate a belly-busting lunch with…