i’ve decided if i could have a superpower, i want fonzie’s power. i want the power to snap my fingers and have all sorts of cute boys run to come and smooch on me. sounds…
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ishy. i am feeling generally
ishy. i am feeling generally ishy tonight. not real swell, but not sick either. i dunno what my problem is. i think it’s all this getting up at 6:30 a.m. on the weekends business. if…
mondays exhaust me. especially mondays
mondays exhaust me. especially mondays when i start a new job, when coworkers read all about my deflowering and when i have to work at the bowling alley. hooboy, i bet you all envied me…
The one where I lose my virginity
Whenever I hear the game Super Mario Brothers, I think about sex. I think about the night I lost my virginity and I think about margaritas. It was a Monday night in early 1994. Yes,…
i’m a mad, crazy wisher.
i’m a mad, crazy wisher. i wish all the time. on stars, found pennies, driving over railroad tracks, on the clock (you know when you happen to catch the time at 11:11, 2:22 or my…
ya know, first it was
ya know, first it was the couch. then came a vcr. then a stereo and an actual power tool (the cordless screwdriver). now i got a crockpot. yes! i bought a crockpot. i am domestic….