i just got this e-mail from sister #3: Think about it. If some guy came up to you and said. Hi, I’m a real asshole. I fall in love with girls over the internet and…
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trying to simplify
i’ve been overcome with the sudden urge to purge my household of everything. i’ve got too much stuff. a lot of i don’t even want, never even wanted– two couches, two end tables, a recliner….
endlessly pleased with myself
i’m sitting here putting stamps on all the bills that i can’t pay online and feeling all smug and satisfied. i just don’t know when my ability to pay all my bills (semi-on time, damn…
i don’t want to smell you and lose my senses
“is that teen spirit?” “huh?” “you smell good, is it teen spirit?” “no! are you telling me i smell like a teenager?” “it’s just so fresh.” “it’s something i can’t remember by estee lauder.” “really?…
why do you need a writing class?
i was just talking to sister #3 on the phone and she asked me about my class. “i think it’s so funny that you’re taking a writing class,” she said. “why?” “you write for a…