i think that just in time for my weekend date i will have caught a cold. i am none too pleased with this development and plan on drinking about 38 gallons of orange juice to…
Browsing Category Misc.
a million miles away
dear j., wow. i was having this utterly crappy morning. i was frustrated and full of pms. i wanted to bite people and growl. i might have growled a little bit. you’d have to ask…
able to start a sentence with a verb in a single bound
i am super copywhore, hear me roar. i just tore through the worst, worst, worst and yet most profitable project we work on in softwareland. that’s right, tore through it. something that would have taken…
talking shop
it’s 8:32 on Monday and i’m already too exhausted for words. i think it’s going to be one of those weeks. actually, i’m pretty sure it’s going to be one of those three-week stretches with…
i’m all used up, i’m out of luck
holy shit am i being a big baby tonight. i’m restless and i’m bored and i’m not willing to do anything to make me unrestless and unbored. i don’t feel like writing, i don’t feel…
i’m not ready and/or wasted
how in the hell did it get to be 8:30 at night? i’m not even wearing any pants yet, it can’t be 8:30 p.m. i want a recount or something. it already seems like 100…