you would be amazed by the number of butt jokes a 6 and 7-year-old can make. none of which are very amusing. unless, of course, you are a 6 or 7 year old. jaycie types:…
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second thoughts
my hair is much more of a short leather tuscadero mullet than anything joan jett ever had. also, whoever put the heroin coated malted milk balls on the treat table is going right to hell.
twisted knots of burning steel
hopalong mcgurk, that’s my new name (that i stole from geek love). my back and neck are in twisted knots of rage and it hurts. i’m raging over lame, lame stuff like dramaqueenism harshing the…
if she don’t scare you, no evil thing will
for lunch Al, the cutest girl in the world ™, and i had this absolutely divine piZza with white sauce, chicken, spinach, and enough garlic on it to kill 392 Lost Boys. my breath is…
i’m like that 12-year-old at the slumber party who fends off sleep even though she doesn’t make sense anymore and she’s 3 minutes away from endless giggles
my fingers rest poised on the keys waiting for words to fall from them. today there doesn’t seem to be much falling at all. professionally or personally. i’m tired and hiding behind my big, sad…
money money money from low grade weed
you know what makes me laugh? when i write something uttery preposterous for work, to just see if they’ll let me get away with it. sometimes, i am surprised by what they let me get…