when i got home this afternoon, i immediately shimmied out of my pants and did a happy underpants dance. it involved flinging my weiner-legs about as i sang “My Kind of Town.” you’d have thought…
Browsing Category Misc.
drunk on the train to chicago and i feel alright
dear chicago, you’ll never guess. you know the girl you said i’d meet someday, well i got something to confess. she picked me up on fri– oh wait. that’s a different letter. my letter wants…
boobs la rue and other stories
for someone who feels like they didn’t do a damn thing today i sure as hell was busy doing it. the moment i left work, i turned to partner and said “i don’t think i…
a little bit gay
last night while babysitting, Jaycie and Max conned me into taking them to Michaels (a craft store). the conning wasn’t too hard, because i’m a giant sucker. also, i like to spend my time with…
overheard during tooth brushing
“do you think we’ll be famous?” max asked. “probably,” jaycie said. “we’re on the internet for the WHOLE WORLD TO SEE.”