for lunch Al, the cutest girl in the world ™, and i had this absolutely divine piZza with white sauce, chicken, spinach, and enough garlic on it to kill 392 Lost Boys. my breath is so stinky that i’m afraid my computer screen is going to melt.

in related news, i want to know why the Orbit gum people, makers of the very finest gum, can’t seem to make a package that doesn’t fall apart the moment you open it.