The latest celebrity to haunt my dreams? Harry Connick, Jr. This time he was dating the statuesque young blond thing from my writing class. Only the Vodo was teaching the class. Harry decided to dump…
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Ugh. I figured out who I had the sex dream about last night
I’m pretty sure I had a nasty sex dream about Ashton Kutcher. I don’t even like Kutcher when I’m awake. There’s no reason that my subconcious should have been crying out for him. And from…
A dream most disturbing or, who in the hell dreams about Uncle Joey
For some reason I had a party that Uncle Joey from Full House attended. He proceeded to get really very drunk and decided to masturbate in my bathtub. He had the biggest penis I ever…
Love and hope and sex and dreams or, would you eat brownies from Keith Richards?
If you hate dream posts, skip this one. Last night I dreamt that I was waiting backstage at a Rolling Stones concert. Well, I was more offstage, outside the Stones’ dressing room. I was waiting…
Mono, Monomania, what’s the difference?
I have mono. At least I have decided I have mono. I’m not quite sure where I would have contracted it. I haven’t kissed anyone in roughly 39 months. Sure work is really stressful and…
Still so shaken by this dream that I have to listen to Confetti* over and over
I woke up this morning curled up next to the headboard of my bed, my right hand entwined in the wrought-iron spirals. I was trying to escape. As my friend Kelly is fond of saying,…