“c’mere jess let me show you something,” i said. “what,” she asked looking nervous as i took unbuttoned my shirt. “see what i did,” i said rolling up the sleeve of my t-shirt. “wow! you…
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tattoo tips from the supergenius
if’n you go and decide to get a new tattoo, here’s a little advice, eat first. at least once during the day. i haven’t eaten anything but some chewy sprees since lunch yesterday. my stomach…
i left my baby on the side of the road, i left her with a heavy load
i feel like a supergenius. i’m watching Laurel Canyon and the song the guy was singing was so, so, so familiar. i could even sing along with it, “there’s something going on around here, i…
still bleeding
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the message is very plain
how do you say i’m irrational, i’m sorry to an answering machine?
the message is very plain, i hate your answering machine
Last night I called and I got the answering machine. I didn’t know what to do. In the instant it took for his message, I was able to compose myself, force my voice to sound…