“did you start using some new hair product or something?” the artguy asked standing outside my cube. “i didn’t even wash my hair, why?” “well, i came around the corner and i was pummeled with…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
press release hell
i’ve been writing the same press release for the last three days. someone, please just kill me now.
she’d rather be alone than just pretend
last night while i was getting my whoop(ing cough) on, i started to write a new story. i think this one is gonna break my heart right in two, and now all i want to…
the vegetable snob
a scene from monday night dinner: “you know life would be much easier if you just ate red meat,” sister #3 said over her plate of meatloaf and gravy. “i can’t.” “why?” “because of that…
i see friends shaking hands
have i mentioned lately how much i love the minion? i didn’t think so. well, i do. because she just gets it and she was talking about how the song “what a wonderful world” always…
and this ends our broadcast day
another list, because well, i have fucking whooping cough and i can’t really write when i am coughing so hard that i’m gasping for breath. between gasps, i’ve been listening to NPR, all damn day….