“did you start using some new hair product or something?” the artguy asked standing outside my cube.
“i didn’t even wash my hair, why?”
“well, i came around the corner and i was pummeled with the scent of new hair product.”
“thanks for assuming it’s me,” i said. “it could be the minion.”
“i’m not a stinky minion,” she said.
and really, it was much funnier when it happened than when i just retyped it right now.
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i want a minion! but definitely not a stinky minion. why does everyone in minnesota seem to have a minion? maybe i can get one while i’m there and bring them back with me.
how the heck would i declare that, i wonder?
Minionsota.
We pay higher taxes in Minnesota. One of the things that buys us is a personal minion. They aren’t much use, though, unless you’re evil.
Note: Minions never wear underwear (if they’re worth their salt).