well the tiny canuck invasion is complete. heather is here in my humble abode and she seems to be doing quite well with the filth. really, it’s not that bad and i told her we’d…
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Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
method to the cleaning madness
i am in the throes of cleaning up the jodiverse in preparation for the canadian invasion. it is so not fun. i should have just moved. perhaps, when it’s all clean i’ll give you a…
manoeuvres
dream #1 can only be a manifestation of my hatred for grocery shopping. because in the dream i had decided to go grocery shopping at the world’s creepiest grocery store, which was wholly invented by…
transparency
“hi,” the artguy said as i sat down in my chair. “hello,” i said. “are you in a bad mood or something?” “what? why do you ask that?” i said. “well, you’re only cordial when…
down at the creek
when mrs. leery admitted to her husband mitch that she’s a cheap cheezy whore whose been sleeping with someone for months, i started to cry. a few scenes later, when mitch told the cheezy whore…
she’s so sad even her eyes droop
ok, it’s not that i’m totally sad. it’s just that work chaos and my exhaustion have collided in a way that’s so not fun and/or attractive and/or productive. i’m chasing away superadultresponsiblegirl and plan on…