i left most of the G’N’R loving to sister #2 and jodi hanson, being as i was much much too busy getting my groove on to the likes of limited warranty, the jets, and janet…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
iPod Watch Day 5
iPod watch day 5: great scott! the pony express has FINALLY ambled out of New Berlin. of course that means i have no idea where Roland is or when he’ll be here. i just know…
the reason i had to kill the woman
i had to kill a woman today. i’m not too worried about it, because i’m totally gonna get off on justifiable homicide or something like that. see, i got stuck behind her on Pioneer Trail…
and, in the book, when Huddie said, “A blind man can see how much i love you,” i cried
the fact that it’s nearly 12:30 and that i’m still awake must be a testament, despite my pubscent peter brady like voice, that i am winning the battle against the plague (though i must boast,…
iPod watch day 4
iPod watch day 4: clearly the pony express met up with a mighty fine brothel, because tentatively-titled Roland the iPod is still at the Sortation Center in New Berlin, WI.
spinning in infinity
there’s a small bruise on the middle finger of my right hand. it’s a small purpley-brown spot just below the first knuckle. it’s the exact spot where my finger meets the curve of a beer…