did i forget to mention how i totally wanted to hump whomever was playing the jukebox at grumpy’s on thursday night? whoever put their money in the record machine was serving up a nice mix…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
why my job is often better than most other people’s jobs
because i get e-mails that say this: Jodi, Can you sex up this language? does this make me some sort of sex worker?
the one where salinger gets me all hot and bothered
so salinger turned in another stunning performance in class on thursday. the woman henceforth known as Hipster Mom, turned in a really beautiful story. it was about a teacher who was dealing with the possibility…
scary scary
“i just decided right now that i have got to get my hair cut or i will die,” i said to Maria when i got back from the bathroom. “i know how that goes,” she…
thoughts on the oscars after a beer and a half
dear people of the world, we’re the movie industry. hi. so go see our movies, okay? because we’ve done some really great stuff in the past, see? see? see? yeah, so go to the movie…
a productive lazy sunday
for someone who never techincally changed out of her pajamas, i’ve been quite busy and productive. i bought a new digital camera (zippier the wondercam), a new bag for jed (the backpack just isn’t working…