thoughts on the oscars after a beer and a half

dear people of the world,

we’re the movie industry. hi. so go see our movies, okay? because we’ve done some really great stuff in the past, see? see? see? yeah, so go to the movie theaters. and don’t pirate, that’s bad.

love,
hollywood.

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3 Comments

  1. Bonita in Pink 06.Mar.06 at 9:30 am

    hahaha… good one!

    I didn’t watch them. But I did tune in to the media reports!

    🙂

    I’m glad Crash got so many awards!

  2. PeeWee 06.Mar.06 at 12:32 pm

    I heart George Clooney. At least his acceptance speech was original instead of a laundry list of names no one cares to hear.

  3. mommy on the verge 08.Mar.06 at 12:27 am

    dear hollywood:
    just send me one of those celebrity oscar baskets and I will go to the smelly, loud, teenage infested movie theater down the street once a year.
    Sincerely,
    a devoted netflix subscriber