When the dude in “Da Butt” sings “come on, gimme that butt, gimme that butt” is it just a really unsubtle way of begging for anal sex? Are Clarence Clemons and Jackson Browne really friends?…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
A bundle of joy
In my weepy, whiny state of agitation yesterday I forgot to mention that there was goodness. At 2:41 a.m. on November 17th my much-adored and most-beloved coworker Al, the cutest girl on earth&trade became the…
Not mattering
Today hurt. The Sister Club drama continues to rage unabated, leaving me weepy and feeling quite alone. The problem with family problems is that they are so nuanced and mired in such intimate history that…
They want to know if I’m lonely, I think
I got lost in reverie listening to a slow, swingy song called “Shut Up and Sway Your Hips.” Once again I am back to being a Nablmo cheater. I got lost in a daydream about…
The rock that cannot be contained
I forgot that I already posted today about Guitar Hero, so this is like double-plus bonus points. Actually I intended for the Guitar Hero to go over there —–> But I was getting so hopped…