Dear Amy, Hi. Just so you know I’m writing to you specifically, let me quickly list all the Amys you are not. You are neither of the two tea lady Amys. You are not my…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
Spinster Bog Witch is the Ultimate Goal
Hi Darling Ones, After a seven-month absence I am very displeased to announce the return of my period. Six days ago. It’s still going strong, with zero signs of letting up. This is a real…
Men Do Not Value Art Made By Women: Mary Lucia Edition
Hello Darling Ones, It should come as no surprise that it seems The Current, and probably MPR (Minnesota Public Radio, of which The Current is a part of) in general, has a woman problem. And…
So Long, Mary Lucia, My Rock & Roll Fairy Godmother
Hi Darling Ones, I’m going to attempt to do my very best to adequately communicate how very much a person I do not know means to me and has meant to me throughout my life….
A Relaxation Was Performed
Happy Religious Observations Weekend, Darling Ones. For the first time in recent memory I was able to successfully cancel Easter. I didn’t have it in me. Not in a sad or angry way. I just…
A New Unit of Measurement
Hey Darling Ones, I had a Zoom today. Is that a proper noun yet? Are they Zoom calls? Video chats? Is the proper terminology “I zoomed today”? Can we get the Chicago Manual of Style…