What is kinoki? They’re these totally funky pads that you stick to the bottom of your feet to remove all your toxins. They are also a total scam. How do you know how tall your…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
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Dear World, I probably just spammed you with LinkedIn notifications. Sorry. I am not so good at this. Kisses Jodi
Conclusions I came to on the commute to work
1. I am turning into an alien. I have a dry, scaly patch on the back of my neck. I can’t quite see it with a mirror but I’m pretty sure it’s green and purple,…
Writing resumes is tough
Writing a resume post-Dooce.
Sleeping with a vibrator under your pillow will not attract the boyfriend fairy
I woke up in the early pre-dawn morning to find my left hand firmly wrapped around a penis. Huh, I thought to my half-asleep, half-awake self, I don’t remember that being here when I went…
National Treasure
“I can’t believe I have the Bill of Rights.”