Moments before I started typing in the dark while listening to music I was eating some string cheese. It’s crappy Sargento string cheese. My preferred brand of string cheese is Market Pantry from Target. But,…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
It’s Sunday & I’m Boring: The Only True Currency in this Bankrupt World Edition
9:48 a.m. We had Rock & Roll Bookclub at Supergenius H.Q. last night. Even though I’m an Angry Hermit, I do so love having my house filled with people for a night. It’s when people…
14 Reasons I Fell in Love with Jeremy Messersmith’s ‘It’s Only Dancing’
Today has been the Mondayist, Januaryist, Winter-Malaisest day of all days. Everyone in Minnesota is cranky. All the bullshit minor annoyances of daily life feel 821 times worse than usual because the temperature is Minus…
Myths, Legends & Grandmotherly Decrees
My Grandma Chromey died in 1990 when I was a seventeen-year-old senior in high school. Her death was not unexpected. She died surrounded by most of her ten kids, some of her twenty-six (I think)…
It’s Sunday & I’m Boring: As Mysterious as a Bucket Edition
I accidentally bought reduced-fat ice cream. Why does such an abomination exist? Also, why doesn’t Target make it clearer that the stuff you are buying is reduced-fat bullshit? I’ve accidentally bought reduced-fat cheese before too….
At Supergenius Industries, We Go the Extra Mile for You
I should be upstairs, smelling of the Johnson’s Bedtime baby lotion I slather over my body in attempt not to turn into a pile of dead skin cells held together by Red Hots candy cane…