yesterday after wading through the 92,982 puppy and kitty calendars, i settled on a nice, tasteful DC Comics calendar featuring Wonder Woman, Batman, the guy i call Electric Man, Superman, etc.
well, upon closer inspection, i’ve realized it’s not as nice and tasteful as i first thought. see, everytime i look up at the calendar (which is quite a bit) all i see is superman’s giant package. it’s just sitting there at eye-level bulging lasciviously at me. who knew i could be so frightened by superman’s junk? but i am. plus, everytime i look all i hear is jason lee saying “it’s impossible. lois could never have superman’s baby. do you think her fallopian tubes can handle his sperm? i guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. what about her womb you think it’s strong enough to carry his child?. . . he’s an alien for christ’s sake. his kryptonian biological make up is enhanced by earth’s yellow sun. if lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. only someone like wonder woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. the only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. that would kill him.”
how is it that i go from the verge of hot floridian sex with brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?
the cookie stand is not part of the food court!
I have a happy bunny calendar.
of course it is.
nuhhuh. the food court is an established area downstairs, a part from all the stores. the cookie stand is not in that area. therefore, it is not part of the food court.
That damn kid is back on the escalator!
As a comic book geek, this movie never fails to make me laugh.
& That third nipple scene is way hot!
the cookie stands count as an eatery; eateries are part of the food court.
Funny you mention “Superman’s Junk.”
According to a story in Variety, Warner Bros is freaking out about the bulge in Brandon Routh’s pants for the upcoming Superman film. They want it digitally shrunk.
if the junk in the movie is anything like the junk in the calendar, they should freak out! it will scare small children.