my plans to be super responsible adult girl were quickly dashed when i turned the sty upside down in search of my cellphone bill. i haven’t a clue where it is. this is not something super responsible adult girl would do.

she would keep her bills all neatly organized, filed away properly in alphabetical order, tucked away in a smart file cabinent with color-cordinated folders. she wouldn’t wait until the actual day the bill was due to write out the check and then go in search of aforementioned bill.

nor would she have to look in the empty trix fruit snax box, or move a leaning tower of plates with forks stuck to them remnants of too many breakfasts of pancakes with peanut butter.

no, not super responsible adult girl.

but tonight, i am not super responsible adult girl. nope, i am super mushy cry during dawson’s creek girl. i am weird, anticipating with bated breath the final finale of felicity girl. i am even put the review out of your mind and spend more time thinking about my sensitive nipples girl. that’s who i am tonight. we will keep you posted as changes occur.