all the working at work and even sometimes when not at work has left me pathetically dull and colorless. i am imbibing at the moment and coming to you live from the fabulous blue couch, in a living room that was recently cleaned. soon, supergenius headquarters will be clean enough to invite actual people over (instead of the imaginary ones i invite in every night).

to wit, the only things on the coffee table right now are:
rogets international thesaurus, 6th edition
a ruler
a charged (this is important because often it is not charged and really quite pointless) cordless phones
moisturizer
two pens
3 candles
two books by Chuck Klosterman
BOTH of the remote controls (one for the DVD player, one for the stereo, my tv, it has no remote)

and that is all. and, and, and the only thing UNDER the coffee table is a bracelet that jaycie and i made that says ‘jodiwilldare.’

the living room would be perfectly presentable if it weren’t for the fact that i took off my jeans and threw them on the sexxy red chair and then two feet later decided to take off my t-shirt and bra, and toss them on the superman change bucket that sits on the littlest bookcase. but other than that, you could totally come over if you promised not to go the bathroom, looking my bedroom, get something to drink in the kitchen, or want to check your e-mail on ogden.