? webboy, because he made me laugh so hard at lunch that my forehead hit the table and stuff shot from my nose.
? Hershey’s Take 5 candybars. forgive me darling ones for i have sinned. i told myself i could never, ever buy another one of these chocolate covered crack confections, but when i went to the gas station today to get some cash and diet coke with lime there they were starring up at me in the 2 for $1 bin. what do you expect of me? i am only human.
? Max Tivoli
? Tito because he was talking about Max.
? sister #2 because she was telling me how “i just want to help the world. . .” and then she paused for two beats “be more like me.”
? pork chops, they are the other white meat
? the phrases “dick cheese” and “booger breath”
? the perfectly cubed cube of silly putty sitting on my desk (it’s seamus’ silly putty, i just have temporary custody)
? ted leo and the pharmacists