1. Fall Party Cakes

Back in the good old days these were just known as Snack Cakes and you get get them all the time and life was grand. Sometimes you can get these bad boys in a Christmas Tree shapes at Christmas and Hearts for Valentine’s Day. NOT to be mistaken for the Zebra Cake which is full of vanilla and thus pointless.

2. Swiss Rolls

When someone says “Little Debbie” this is what you picture in your head.

3. Nutty Bar

I don’t care that they changed the name randomly for no reason (trust me, I googled it). Still delicious.

4. Fudge Rounds

Back in the 90s you could get one of these the size of your face for like 50¢.

5. Cosmic Brownies

Not very brownie-like, but tasty nonetheless. Not to be confused with Fudge Brownies which are not worth the effort of picking off the grody walnuts.

6. Oatmeal Creme Pies

Better than a punch in the nose or if the only other otpion is like a Pecan Sandy or one of those vanilla wafer cookies.

7 – ?

All the things I never heard of until I visited the site. Someone should send me those so I can judge them fairly and update this list.